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12.22.09 (chirstmas eve eve eve): [insert rocky theme here]:

12.08.09: More Harry Potter Lego video game stuff: official site but still no release date ... boo.

december 7, 2009!! - UPDATE!!: unh!! i don't know when this is coming out but i don't care. it shall be mine. muhahahahahaha!!!! UPDATE!! Target has this thing releasing on January 5th. Yahoo Shopping has it February 24th. VGReleases (whom i've never heard of) says August 31st. F.Y.E. says January 5th as well. EB Games has March 1st. IGN also has a January release but no day attached. Amazon has nothing. And then Newegg.com (or one of the greatest websites ever!!) says January 6th. Warner Bros, who are producing the game, has no info on their site at all. So apparently no one knows but the beginning of January seems the most likely candidate which seems really fast since WB only announced the game in May of this year ... ? [shrugs] We will soon know ... something, soon ... or maybe not.

october 29, 2009: Steve: Have you ever wondered about a tree's feelings during fall? I mean, they are essentially dying at that point in time and here we are pointing our fingers, staring, and smiling joyfully at how they look... wtf?... Greg: I don't mean to dog you on this one, but this is really emo! Steve: ::DISCLAIMER:: This was only posted for shits and giggles and in no way does it reflect my actual feelings on the subject... Greg Holbrook: Whew! You had me scared for a sec. Destiny: Leave something like this to my gool ol' Steve-O ... (ps, i don't know who this chick is) Me: by the way we're killing a tree nice and slowly on saturday. and then burning it and stomping on it's ashes. and then peeing on those ashes. and then feeding those ashes to a dog and waiting until that dog craps and then using the ash-infused crap to throw at the bee who carried the pollen that created the tree. then peeing on the bee. and then peeing on it again. then lighting it on fire. and then peeing on it again.

9.21.09: How crappy is Heroes going to be this season? Heroes comes back to the digital airwaves tonight. And I was refreshing my memory by reading a episode recap from the season finale from last season and I noticed a few new things. I apparently didn't watch the whole episode. So, huh, whatever. So this post should have been written, what, six months ago... What horse crap! Nathan is dead?!?!? Goddammit, I hate those writers. No one can die anymore, or have they forgotten? Claire's blood rejuvenates people!!! A fact I think is stupid and idiotic, but they already established that it does because they like to make up things because they seem like a good idea but they never look beyond that and think about the overall effects their ideas have on the rest of the show or what they have already done. So, they decide instead of taking Claire's blood and bringing the real Nathan back from the dead, let's convince shapeshifting Sylar that he's Nathan because we can't do anything without Nathan. Yeah, what a great idea. Let's make the greatest pyschopath in the universe into the soon to be president of the United States. That's a great idea. What could go wrong ... just everything, perhaps. To the Heroes writers: I understand that having an internally struggling Sylar/Nathan is a more interesting plot but WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? You are the worst writers in the history of ever. You can't kill someone bring them back with the greatest of ease, litereally an I.V. drip with blood in it, and then kill someone else and say nothing can be done. I hate you guys. I'm surprise you have the mental capacity to get out of bed without falling on your head and dying from internal bleeding. And that's just one of the several things they have done to ruin the show. I should writer all these stuff down and present it to Tim Kring so he'll give me a job. It'd going down like this: "Hey, Tim, how's it going? Your writers suck, like bad. Let me do. You ever hear of rebooting a series while it's still in production?!?!? Let's make history. You, me, Hayden ... Let's do this."

9.17.09: i swear i'm not trying to obama-cize everything, i just saw this and said, "right on, sir."

9.15.09: hello, website. it's been awhile. for that i am sorry. i must say that i haven't been treating you as well as i used to. i'll try better. on a side note: barack obama called kenye west a jackass recently. and i really hope that he doesn't apologize for it. that would be like apologizing that there's gravity. you just don't do that. and it's good to know that our president cusses. i don't know, why, but i respect that man a little more now. he's not afraid to be human. that's good. keep that up, sir.

August 17, 2009: coming soon to a computer near you ...

The Carmicheal Grimes Principle, 6.9.09: I've created a principle. Yes, I, mediocre web-designer, wanna-be novelist, husband, father, half ogre; The Carmicheal Grimes Principle states "If one or more people continuously make fun of someone on a public forum, than that someone's actions will henceforth be guided, by time and space, to said public forum." Very ground breaking stuff, right. I'm thinking a guest spot on Letterman; totally a free book deal; uhmm, a Nobel Prize of course, one of those peace ones, this isn't exactly science or mathematics. well do they have one for awesomeness? if not, I'll get the first. Yes, a Nobel Awesomeness Prize for a lifetime of work in the field of Awesome. So this is how it all went down, I came up with this dandy principle after weeks of dedicated thinking. Here's how I unveiled it to the world: Sam at 7:48am on May 29th, 2009 I think we lost The Jason. no phone, no email, they confiscated his mailbox because he put carrier pigeons in it and they pooped all over the mailman. that being said, now pigeons refuse to go near him. I think it's time that we try the Carmicheal Grimes Pawrinciple which states if one or more people continuously make fun of someone on a public forum, than that someone's actions will henceforth be guided, by time and space, to said public forum. Steve at 9:18am on May 29th, 2009 ...Well how are you supposed to send a message now-a-days without carrier pigeons?... *sighs* yes The Jason is a very evasive man; Albiet by accident (speculative), but evasive none the less... Sam at 10:30am on June 1st, 2009 I heard from a reliable source that The Jason was on facebook this past weekend and yet ... no message. the Carmichael Grimes Principle worked though so scientifically at least, we're solid. The Jason must be mad at either the both of us or one of us and the other is guilty by association. hmm. have we been mistaking evasiveness for avoidance?? Steve at 10:34pm on June 3rd, 2009 One must also consider the possibility of elusiveness in such situations as well. Though elusive may very well be a synonym of evasive, it still carries a connotation separate than that of evasive, and therefore warrants opportunity to be used in such a situation. Is The Jason familiar with the Carmichael Grimes Principle? Thus begs the question, is there a necessity for one to grasp the concept of said principle in order for the principle to have effect upon them? Sam at 8:18am on June 4th, 2009 after a quick refreshing dip in the dictionary pool, for I wanted to clarify the differences between evasive and elusive, I have come to the conclusion that The Jason is neither. the best way to describe him is absent-mindedly evasive. firstly, I do not believe him to be elusive as that requires cleverness, skill, smoothness, and an understanding of how to not be seen and blend in. now i'm not saying that the jason isn't a clever or skilled individual but when you take into consideration The Jason's luck, well that reals out every bit of being elusive. i'm almost ten inches taller and roughly a hundred pounds heavier and I have no doubt I could hide in a kindergarden class room full of little kids better than The Jason could hide in his house filled with The Jason clones. secondly, evasiveness implies that The Jason is trying not the be caught or in a sense that he is playing hard to get, is having a laugh, and I just don't feel that that is the case. Sam at 8:51am on June 4th, 2009 regarding the Carmicheal Grimes Principle, well does gravity affect little kids who have no concept yet of the force itself? yes. I find that most mathematical/scientific principles and laws affect you whether you know about them or not. also, it is always after you experience certain events that you are told 'oh that's just like blahblah law'. Steve at 9:29am on June 5th, 2009 That is most true, my good cousin. You speak as though you have extended knowledge of the fact. However it must be said that, prior to your speaking of it, I myself have never heard of such principle before you so kindly divulged the information. Thus giving credit to the later statement, "it is always after you experience certain events that you are told 'oh that's just like blahblah law'." Although, regrettably, I must request a source, in regard to the principle, lest my inquisitive mind be satisfied; for I was unable to find said information upon the use of Google. Sam at 2:17pm on June 5th, 2009 hahahaha as for the source ... that would be me. I wrote the Carmicheal Grimes Principle after much deliberation and observation. as with most principles they are mere observations that have shown themselves to be true and yet there is no actual way to prove them. 'whatever can happen will happen' a common principle but there is no way to actualy prove this. a pig may stride into my warehouse at any second or it may not. now two things to think about: 1. a pig could very well, although highly improbably, walk into my warehouse. or 2. the pig does not. now both things are possible or 'can happen' but only one 'will happen' being that the principle in question will always be right and will always be wrong. what does this have to do with the Carmichael Grimes Principle? nothing. i'm merely showing you the validity of my own with an already established one. Sam at 2:20pm on June 5th, 2009 to help with the google searches, I shall post my principle on my web page and then in due time it shall be searchable. would that help? because as we all know, anything written on the internet is true. or ... whatever can be posted as true on the internet will be posted as true on the internet. [insert smiley face here] The Jason at 2:24pm on June 6th, 2009 Concerning the Carmicheal Grimes Principle, that I am even at this public forum is proof enough of its existence. Little known fact about the CGP is that much like the "force" or in some sectors of the universe the "schwarz" there is an up side and a down side. The upside obviously is that the person having the shit talked about him or her becomes aware, through underlyng cosmic forces, and therefore compelled to respond. The downside is that the next time I have the chance I am going to pants the Half-Breed in a highly populated area. Steve at 8:39am on June 8th, 2009 Ahh, yes... It seems the Carmichael Grimes Principle, and it's associated forces, are very much akin to the more popular phenomenon known as Murphy's Law? Praise be to Pooh Bear!! Our half-human, half-fairy, Irish aboriginie is back!!! And he brings with him knowledge of the Carmicheal Grimes Principle! How fair a day it truly is! Do you bring stories of the public humiliation through pants'ing of the Half-Breed? Sam at 9:06am on June 9th, 2009 pants'ings of half-breeds, especially ones of ogre descent, might prove to be rather dangerous for the pants'inger. but at least my genius is finally getting recognized. hahaha

new moon trailer, 6.1.09: yes, i'm a twilight fan ... f off.

may 2, 2009: there's today, tomorrow and never. other than that, there's nothing, which is a whole nother conversation altogether.

april 16, 2009: here's a teaser...

3.1.09 at 3.11pm: well i'll be damned!!! and that was almost an hour ago. it has not stopped and the flakes have only gotten bigger.

2.19.09: i don't care if you're religious or not ... this is hilarious. if you're a radical religious fanatical then don't continue, in fact never come back to my site. thanks. if you have an open mind and understand that not everyone is going to believe in the same beliefs that you have and understand that that's not a bad thing then please follow the link. the way of the master dot com

january 28, 2009: new news for deedsy powerhouse productions

Premiere Night!! January 23, 2009: here it is ... Le Vase

regarding Jason's roommate; 1.22.09: So I have this cousin, we'll call him Jason, which is his actual name. Now Jason, allegedly has this roommate, he calls "Robinski." Now, I say allegedly, because of all the times that I’ve been over to Jason’s house since "Robinski" moved in I have never seen this man or heard any movements from his room. He’s even been home during a few of my visits but "Robinski" stays in his room. Jason went so far as to purchase extra furniture and furnish the man's room. But it's so obvious isn't it. Robinski is an clear reference to Robin Goodfellow who is the disguise used by the sprite Puck. Puck was a mischievous little fairy who was famous for his practical jokes and pranks. Which is perfect since this “Robinski” doesn’t even exist. You see, it's all a farse. This "Robinski" could have been Jason's greatest trick ever but I figured it out. I cracked the code. Good play, old man, good play. I am sorry that I had to prove you wrong but, alas, it had to be done. Try again tomorrow.

1.21.09: le vase trailer up for viewing:

january 20, 2009: and the old man said to his young friend, "we all go through tough patches. that's how life works. it's the basic principle of almost every philosophical way of thinking. karma; do good things and good things will happen to you, do bad things and bad things happen to you. the golden rule; do unto others as you wish to be treated; now that's just a slight spin off of karma if you think about. yin and yang; good and evil are linked and can only survive as long as the other remains. you can't have the good without the bad. otherwise nothing would be good. and if nothing was good then we'd do nothing and cease to exist. "speaking of these matters and of how they connect. sometimes those who strive for good run across those who waver towards evil. most often you will be hurt in some way shape or form in this crossing. perhaps your hopes will be dashed, your confidence broken. but you must prevail. for tomorrow is another chance for that bastard to get hit by a bus. if it is so, that good and bad must live together least be destroyed, then one day you shall be singing in the window while he is down in the gutter. "always remember, never underestimate yourself, but at the same time, only shoot for the stars if you have a reliable means of getting there." they parted ways, each went to their respective homes, slid into their beds and went right to sleep.

january 15, 2009: I’m looking for endorsement deals. But I want to let everyone know I’m only going to accept deals from companies that I actually like and use their products. You can’t buy me!! I think that I’ve come to a point in my career that I don’t need to be buying things like … gas, and electricity, and whiskey … anymore. To any prospective endorsers: I think that I would make an excellent addition to your current marketing statagies. I have charisma, charm, and all that other crap that you need to be a face of a company. All that being said. I prefer Gatorade to Powerade. McDonalds to Burger King. The colors blue, black, brown, green, and maroon. Windows over Macs. Chevys over Fords. Carpet over hardwood. Camel over Marlboro. Coke over Pepsi. I equally enjoy Gibson and Fender products. Tivo is great. And CHEESE!!! Oh man, cheese.if I could get a cheese endorsement that would be the most amazing things that would ever happen to me. Kerrygold, you make a hell of a cheese. That Dubliner is the cheese that God eats in Heaven isn't it. It is, right? Yeah, I knew it. You guys, just let me know when you want me to start.

january 12, 2009: 'Le Vase' is officially in post-production!!! ... soon. soon.

january 2, 2009: aha! looks who's back!! tis i!! what a hell of a way to start the new year off but with a new computer. i'll have more details for everyone later, but for now just know, it's badass. happy new year everyone, i hope everyone had a great night and for many more to come. for now i bid thee adieu, farewell and good night.

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