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Friday, 21 September 2007: the new guy, GREG at work decided that i needed to update my website. so this GREG pretending to be ME: (additional notes by the actual me) "sorry guys, for the lack of updates. but i've been really busy playing world of warcraft a little bit, and being a father and a husband a whole lot. at my job, i've been promoted to manager status of course, i'm an ogre. i think that ANNA will be a drummer when she grows up woot woot. the new guy at work is really cool emo. i was lucky to get such a hard worker at my location slack ass. mcdonald's' double cheeseburgers cost less than their regular cheeseburgers this is a true statement. happy birthday to my lovely wife! she still looks 18 to me he wrote this yesterday, so everyone call AIMEE yesterday and tell her happy birthday. hopefully, moving back to athens pretty soon yes, hopefully. no gigs set up as of now, but be on the look out [achoo]. i discovered a great musician, JAMES MARSTERS. he played SPIKE on Buffy/Angel double emo. BATMAN is the greatest action hero ever! OGRE eat BATMAN. BATMAN taste like ferret. more updates coming soon. i'll try, you guys know how that goes. support your local fire department. he volunteers." so that was GREG ... pretending to be ME. let's all give him a round of balls. |
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august.14.2007: we had recently acquired a set of unmatching (so two) bed rails. the kind that you put between the mattress and boxspring to that little ogres can't fall off the bed (again) and bust their heads open on nearby dressers, guitars, and/or nunchucks. the problem was that they (the rails) were too short. so i decided the best thing to do was to fold the thing up and put it away until aimee yelled at me. she thought i was going to start playing with the rail. WTF, mate? it's a bed rail. "you get distracted easily and we have things to do." sigh. then she tells me, "you can turn anything into something else." it was her way of saying i'm creative, inventive and pure genius. that's why i love her. i can't wait to see her face when she sees the birthday card i made her out of bird poo. |
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Thursday night, the 24th of May in the year 2007:  
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april 28, 2007: botox, botulism and honey ... it's common knowledge you do not give babies honey. why? well it's simple, it's for the same reason that old people don't buy dented cans. way back when a dented can meant that something, like a chemical reaction was going on inside. this chemical reaction caused reverse pressure which is the same thing as saying that the can had imploded. this is called botulism (apparently ... according to this book aimee's reading and an old memory regarding old people). now honey has spores that infants can't break down and those spores cause botulism. so ... using the chain rule of mathematics, giving babies honey makes them implode. continuing on with this nonsense, botox is derived from the same spores that cause botulism. so my theory is that botox is a tangible object representing the essence of implosion but not the follow-through. botox does not actually fatten things, it relaxes the muscles around the injection. so botox created from the spores that manifests botulism which causes implosions in babies ... so botox is a liquid injection that starts the extremely catastrophic event of implosion but yet it's modified to stop imploding and what happens when you stop something such as implosion ... relaxation, which is botox. what i'm getting at is botox is the beginnings of time travel. be able to stop something such as an implosion you're suspending an element of time and are able to therefore continue life uninterrupted. by the way aimee doesn't approve of the word mirror so from now on i have to say "reflective glass" whenever i am refering to a mirror ... sigh. |
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Friday, 2.9.07: Beauty and the Geek is one of the best shows ever. Seriously, I don't like reality shows, mainly because they don't portray reality. Survivor?!?! Please... I tell you what take those people put them on an island and then say to them, "Okay, who's ever stays alive wins. And no killing each other. The point is to survive not kill each other." But regardless, Beauty and the Geek; granted there's challenges and crap like that but the purpose of the show is really not about people surviving in a house together or winning challenges it's bringing two completely different sects of people together to work together. These eight, some completely retardedly stupid girls and eight guys that would be more like friends of mine and pit them against each other in pairs. It's a brilliant idea and makes me want to take Aston Kutcher out for a beer. We, and by that "we" I mean the two people who read my site and myself, never really talk about television shows. But if I had to make a top five list of shows... 1. My Name is Earl* 2. Beauty and the Geek** 3. Good Eats*** 4. Heroes**** 5. King of the Hill***** 6. That 70's Show****** *(Yeah, there's six, shut up.) First of all I have nothing to say about Earl, it's genius speaks for itself. **(Start this post over.) ***I've never seen a cooking show that was equally entertaining as well as educational. AB is incredible. ****The whole premise is amazing and the plot weaves are instense. I can't really say anything else regarding the show. I've always wanted to have super powers (who doesn't) and that's diffently one of the reasons why I'm hooked. *****Who doesn't like this show. ******I've always like the show, just lately every night I come home to King of the Hill and That 70's Show and it's great. I forgot how well that cast worked together and how well written the show is. I wish I was Hyde. And we have Tivo and I just saw the B&tG Episode from two weeks ago and Mario and Nadia got robbed. They were the best couple. |
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